Tuesday, 16 February 2016

VALENTINE'S DAY REPORT

(1) Engagements .........12%.

(2) Heart breaks ........95%.

(3) Wife caught cheating ........69%.

(4) Husband caught cheating ......79%.

(5) Condom sales .........99%

(6) Fast food sales ........89%

(7) Visit to Motherless Babies' Homes, prisoners, cells, beggars/destitutes .........2%.

(8) Girls in hospital over Love........50%

(9) Boys in hospital over Love.......5%

(10) Girls arrested for fighting over Boys.......59%.

(11) Boys arrested for fighting over Girls.......10%

(12) Husbands beating wives in public....... 804 counted.

(13) Pregnancy ......... 39,572.

(14) Number of switched off phones on Feb 14 2016..... 9 million .

We are still taking statistics....

We will keep you all Updated.


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