Sunday, 20 March 2016

Funny Sunday:People in my community

How Church Members Turn Gossip Into Prayer Points.

Funny how Some people make GOSSIP sound like PRAYER POINTS.

They start like this….

” People Of God, let’s remember Brother Raphael Gator in our Prayers. He has Gonorrhea and doctors said they are even screening him for HIV too,but we know dat our God can heal him… so brothers and sisters let’s pray for Divine healing, pray.. pray..”

“Brethren let’s also pray for sister Amanda and Brother Emma… sis Amanda is pregnant for bro. Emma & bro. Emma is not ready for marriage now, you know they are not married right? Ok…. He told her to abort but she refused, the situation is tearing them and their families apart. Let’s pray to God for peace & amicable settlement ”

“Children of God’s kingdom, let’s remember Mr and Mrs Bennest, in our prayers, Mr Bennest left Mrs Bennest, for one young sister Peace in choir. That light skinned slim sister dat works in d Bank, Hmmm.. . Let’s pray for God to restore Mr & Mrs Bennest marriage o… Brethren pray open your mouth and pray . The Lord will answer us.

“And finally before we close… let us lift sister Immaculate b4 d Lord. She has been suspended from her place of work due to some fraud in her office… We know she is innocent… Even though she has been wearing some expensive Jewelries lately plus dat new car she just bought… erhh… let pray dat as d police are
carrying out dia investigations… those things will not be seized in Jesus name… please praaaaay…. she is one of us o… Pray pray pray… !!!

By Ola Olanrewaju Biodun.

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