Friday, 13 May 2016

Thank God is Friday: Enjoy it!


1. SCHOOL : A place where Parents pay and children play.

2. LIFE INSURANCE : A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

3. NURSE : A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.

4. MARRIAGE : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

5. TEAR : The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

6. CONFERENCE : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

7. FATHER : A banker provided by nature.

8. CRIMINAL : A person no different from the rest ....except that he/she got caught.

9. BOSS : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early !!!!

10. POLITICIAN : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence thereafter.

11. DOCTOR : A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Enjoy your Friday!

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