Saturday, 2 July 2016

7 SILLY QUESTIONS AND THEIR ANSWERS: People in my community.

(Ola Olanrewaju Biodun)
1.When people see you lying down with eyes closed and they ask "Are you sleeping?"

Answer: "No i am trying to die."

2.When it's raining and someone notices you going home and they ask "Are you going out in this rain?"

Answer: "No in the next one."

3.Your friend calls you on your landline; "Where are you?"

Answer: "At the bus stop."

4.Your brother calls you at midnight and asks "Are you sleeping?"

Answer: "No i'm Sky Diving."

5.They see you wet coming out from the bathroom."Did you just have a bath?"

Answer: "No,i fell into the toilet bowl."

6.You are standing right infront of the elevator on the ground floor and they ask "Going up?"

Answer: "Not really,i'm waiting for my apartment to come and get me."

7.You bring a bunch of flowers for your sweet heart and she asks "Are these flowers?"

Answer: "No Baby,They are carrots you to eat?"
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Drop Your's Let's Roll. . . . . . . . .



By Ola Olanrewaju Biodun.
Edited by Olagunju, Success Taiwo.

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