Thursday, 8 December 2016

Jokes of the week by Ola Olanrewaju Biodun.

1. A man caught his wife in bed with his best friend. Out of anger, he took his gun and shoots his friend. Out of fear, his wife shouted,  "FRANK! FRANK! If u continue like this, u will lose all your friends o!"
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2. Peter: teacher, do honey have legs?

Teacher: No, but why do you ask?

Peter: because, last night, i overheard my dad saying, Honey, please open your legs wide.
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3. SON: Mom, grandma is so annoying, I wish she will just die.

MOTHER: Idiot, it's your mother that will die not mine.
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4. A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.

The librarian says, "Bleep off, you won't bring it back."
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5. Ochuko: why are u tip toe-ing in front of the chemist?

Akpos: I don't want to wake the sleeping pills
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6. Okon: why are u writing this letter so slow?

Akpos: because the person am writing it to, doesn't read fast
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7. Husband buys 5 of the same color of pants for his wife.

WIFE: Ah! Same color? People will think i don't change my panties.

HUSBAND Which people?
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8. Teacher: our topic today is question tag. Eg: obi is a boy. Isn't he? Yes he is. Can I have other examples.

Ochoku: we go chop yam today Chopin't we?

Teacher: wrong, can anybody correct him?

Akpors: don't mind that block head We go chop yam today. Yamin't we?

Teacher fainted.

Which is your funniest?


By Ola Olanrewaju Biodun.
Edited by Olagunju Success Taiwo.

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