Sunday, 26 February 2017

Start your Week with a Joke: Church Song Murder!

Churches should please endeavour to mount projectors so that song lyrics could be displayed for most people who murder songs.

So this girl sat beside me in a church and was singing... 

"I will sin unto the lord, a joyful song I will raise his name for the lord is rude.”

" And am wondering what she means by "the lord is rude?” She didn't even care. Instead she continued "10 glory father... 10 glory son... 10 glory holy ghost...  Now and forever more”.

And am like " “What!?” 

As if that was not enough, she continued "Owerri to Calvary he went for me, he went for me, He died to sell me free".

I wanted to shout, then she just dropped the final blast:

"Jehovah is your name, Jehovah is your name, 19 warriors, 8 in battle, Jehovah is your name."

By Olanrewaju Precious Jemiriye.

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