Monday, 25 September 2017

Joke of the week: Figure of joke.

Teacher: I returned from work, opened my door and saw 50 million Naira on my bed. Assuming you were in my shoes, what would you do?

Segun (student): I will bite your toes until you faint. I will then come out from your shoes and take all the money!

Teacher:  Fool! You can't literally be inside my shoes. It's a figure of speech!

Segun (student):  You can't literally open your door and see 50 million Naira on your bed in dis period of Economy Recession? Who will keep it there?! 

That's a figure of impossible speech!

Have a great week!

By Chukwuemeka Emmanuel Emmy. 

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