Tuesday, 3 April 2018

“KEEP MY SHIRT CLEAN!”

Two guys were drinking in a bar as they were an argument broke out between them. One pounced on the other one and beat him to death.

The guy ran out of the bar realizing that his friend was no longer alive with his shirt soaked in blood. Eye witnesses gave a hot chase at the alleged murderer but he continued running until he got to the house of a christian man. He knocked, knocked and said, “can you please hide me, I have killed a person and people are chasing me?”

The christian man replied; “where am I going to hide you in my apartment?” The murderer said, “there is no time to waste here, just think of anywhere you can hide me.”

After a while of thinking, the christian man said to the murderer, “give me your shirt and take my shirt but remember to seep my shirt clean.”

They exchanged shirts then as soon as the christian man opens the door people started beating him and was badly injured but the police came to his rescue. From police station straight to court and there he was found guilty of murder and sentenced to death.

The real murderer was safe at home but feeling guilty but decided to run to the court and said, “can you please release that innocent man; I’m the real murderer?!”

The judge replied, “unfortunately it’s too late. The man is already hanged!” He ran to the police grounds where the man was hanged and for sure he found him dead hanging!


He knelt down and cried his eyes out and said to himself, “you paid for my crime.” He remembered the christian’s last words: “Keep my shirt clean!”

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